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Wu Yuanfeng (1990-1994), also known as Emperor Wu Yuanfeng and Wu Yuanfeng the Great Yellow. The title of Emperor Wu Yuanfeng sounds full of imperial grandeur, as if he were a sovereign ruling a vast expanse of land. However, in reality, Emperor Wu Yuanfeng's "kingdom" might have been just his small crib, and his "subjects" nothing more than the family members who doted on him. Under his "reign," the toys and snacks at home all became his "territories," and his laughter and crying were the ways he issued commands.

As for Wu Yuanfeng the Great Yellow, this title seems somewhat comical. In that era, "Great Yellow" usually referred to a color or a breed of dog. But here, it may represent a certain trait of Wu Yuanfeng.

Early life[edit | edit source]

Wu Yuanfeng, a brief yet "brilliant" existence in the long river of history. He was born in 1990, an era full of change. It is said that he was born with an extraordinary temperament, for example, he could always accurately find the Y of the xylophone, which was extremely rare among babies at that time.

His early years were filled with legendary colors. It is said that he could recite "Mein Kampf" at the age of three, write the "Nazi Party Manifesto" at the age of four, and skillfully use chopsticks to pick up food at the age of five, which was a prodigy-like existence among children at that time. However, these achievements were not widely recorded, possibly because he was too low-key, or the people around him were all busy with other more "important" things, such as, competing for his toys.

History[edit | edit source]

The growth of Wu Yuanfeng can be described as "full of ups and downs," brimming with dramatic elements. In 1991, he began his "reign," despite being merely a one-year-old child at the time. His method of "ruling" was quite unique, mainly expressing his will through crying and laughing, which caused quite a stir in the "nation" of that time.

By 1992, Wu Yuanfeng's "reign" had reached its zenith. It is said that he could command his parents and relatives to perform various complex tasks with simple gestures and expressions, such as changing his diapers or playing the game "Genshin Impact" for him. This ability was regarded by many as a "miracle" (golden miracle).

However, the good times did not last long. In 1993, Wu Yuanfeng's "reign" began to encounter problems. He started to show dissatisfaction with his surroundings, for instance, no longer content with simple toys and began to demand more advanced entertainment devices. This change put unprecedented pressure on his "subjects."

By 1994, Wu Yuanfeng's "reign" finally came to an end. He started school, marking his transition from a "ruler" to an ordinary student. Although his early experiences were full of legendary colors, he eventually returned to the ordinary, becoming an ordinary child and continuing his ordinary life.