Topic on User talk:Eugene Friedriechsen
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I have lowered MediaWiki:Mainpage to bureaucrat protection as a demonstration that this is possible (should be reinstated to consul protection).
I was not able to find any bug tickets either, and have opened one myself at https://phabricator.wikimedia.org/T259562
I would encourage all furthur discussion to be there to keep this on topic with the Category:BangBangBangaBang and such.